Sunday, April 26, 2009

Hell and CMU

(转)卡内基梅隆大学(cmu) 和地狱的10个差别
10. 地狱不下雨, cmu成天下
9. 地狱很有名,cmu差点
8. 要下地狱的话,生前至少可以为所欲为(言下之意cmu。。。。)
7. 地狱可以很容易去,而在cmu还可能因为考试不及格而被赶出去
6. 地狱至少让人睡觉吧
5.地狱永远都在,cmu不一定
4.地狱里的人会笑, cmu的学生不会。。。
3.你仅仅需要出卖灵魂就可以下地狱了!(言下之意cmu。。。。)
2.地狱里有火辣美女(言下之意cmu的女生。。)
1.你绝对不会建议你的朋友来cmu!

同理适用于jhu等大学。据星星小朋友的“上吊也要让人喘口气”签名来看,她也在水深火热之中啊。(某人回复的很有意思:上吊的目的就是不让你喘气~)

Top Ten Subtle Differences Between CMU and Hell
10. It doesn't rain in Hell.

9. Everyone has heard of Hell.

8. It's more fun getting into Hell.

7. You can't fail out of Hell.

6. At least you can sleep in Hell.

5. Hell is forever, CMU just seems like it.

4. People smile in Hell.

3. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.

2. You know there are hot women in Hell.

And the #1 subtle difference between CMU and Hell...

1. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to CMU.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

不管怎么说CMU和地狱还是有很多差别的,庆幸你现在的选择是正确的.

Twinkle twinkle little star said...

还好你没去CMU,不然就只能下地狱当美女了……